Modest Fashion Show Skit Script
Opening:
A "fashion abash" we have for you.
As for our models, we've not a clue.
Each are dressed in the latest fashion.
I'm sure you'll see with the greatest of passion.
There are clothes of worldly fashion and flair.
We hope you'll enjoy...what we'd like to share.
SHORT SKIRTS: Model wears an inappropriate short skirt.
The worldly look you must agree
Is showing us a lot of knee.
First, the knee and then the thigh...
Some mini-skirts go way up high!
So if you want to sit at all..
And walk or run or cruise the mall...
Then have more fabric in your dress...
Remember, modesty's always best!
And please don't dare to reach or bend,
Because you WILL expose your end.
Chorus:
Our prophet asks each girl to be
A picture of femininity.
To show the world in modest dress
We're not the same as all the rest.
HALTER TOPS: Model wears a horse's halter.
Halters on horses are always quite fine.
A horse needs a halter to keep him in line.
A horse needs a halter to keep him on track.
A horse needs a halter to guide him on back.
A girl needs a sweatshirt or turtleneck sweater.
A girl needs a jacket or vest in cold weather.
A girl needs a t-shirt or blouse to look fine,
A girl dressed modestly is right in line.
So I guess what we're really trying to say
Is we want you to dress in a modest way.
Halters are always in style for a horse,
But a young woman needs to do better...of course!
Chorus
TOO MUCH JEWELRY: Model wears tons and tons of gaudy jewelry.
Glitter, clutter, shiny gold.
Mincing and jangling as we go.
Too many necklaces, bracelets and rings,
These are all of worldly things.
A bracelet, a necklace, a ring or two,
Are very flattering and graceful on you.
But when you put on more and more
You look like a walking jewelry store.
Chorus
TIGHT CLOTHING: Model wears light long johns with Saran wrap tightly wrapped around her body so that she can hardly move or walk.
Then there are clothes so tight and revealing,
Just to breathe...she is numb...no feeling.
Is it really worth the pain and duress…
To feel like a mummy with full figure distress?
If up the staircase you venture to tread,
Please, puleeze, take the elevator instead!
Chorus
SLIT SKIRT: Model wears a skirt with a very long slit
A skirt with a slit; to some seems real "hip".
A dress with a slice may to others seem nice.
If a gown has a slash, we may say it's quite "dash",
A skirt split to the top is "Oh, just so hot"!
A slit, a slash, a slice or a split
May be what the fashion experts call "it"
But, you'd better take care of that mighty long tear
Or you may end up showing your pink underwear!
Chorus
THE GOTHIC LOOK: Model is dressed in all black with a white painted face.
The gothic look of "painted face"
For Halloween might have its place
With eyes and lips as dark as night,
To others…such a ghastly sight!
The look you wear tells quite a story
Your self-esteem with virtues and glory
A daughter of God and a princess, too
Is what our Father bequeaths to you.
Remember, girls, and know it's true;
There's always someone watching you.
Chorus
SPAGHETTI STRAPS: Model wears a dress with actual spaghetti noodles covering the straps.
The worldly look would have you think
Spaghetti isn't something to eat
But straps so small it's hard to see
If they're part of the dress or part of thee
That hungry date might take a bite
And you'd be topless for the night.
Chorus
PLUNGING NECKLINE: Model wears a low-cut dress and carries a plunger with her.
A beautiful girl in a beautiful dress
Looks gorgeous and stunning, I confess.
Many eyes will want to stare and admire
This girl if she's modest in her attire.
But a plunging neckline…we must beware
Will make the wrong person stop and stare.
And, if on a date with some cute guy,
His eyes must gaze upon the sky.
He dares not look at your sweet face,
For fear of looking in the wrong place!
And, if that dress is backless too
Oh dear, what's the poor feller to do?
So, if you're going to take the plunge
Make sure your necklines are modestly done!
Chorus
BODY PIERCING: Model wears tons of fake body piercings.
To be "holy" does not mean
That we must take it to the extreme...
Of piercing nose and tongue and eyes.
It isn't sensible or wise!
Piercing this and that and there
Shows you really do not care
For the body that you were given
By a loving Father in heaven.
The temple that you mar
Will forever yet be scarred.
So…stand for truth and righteousness!
Be "holy" and be free.
Take care of the only body you'll have
and be blessed through eternity!
Chorus
TATTOOS: Model is plastered with temporary tattoos and marker.
Painfully permanent tattoos...
Is this the fashion that you choose?
They won't wash off, they're always there,
And...they'll go with you EVERYWHERE!
Hearts and skulls and dragon's feet.
Are these what you want your grandchildren to meet?
Now, it doesn't take ink, nor does it take dye
To show that true beauty lies deep inside.
Chorus
IMMODEST SWIMWEAR: Model wears a bikini with long johns underneath.
If you're looking for some swimwear to buy
Don't choose those leg holes cut way high!"
They're fashioned to almost reach your waist.
MY GOODNESS! What keeps the bottom in place?
There's hardly any fabric there
To cover parts that SHOULDN'T be bare!
And necklines so low that one can see
(When you bend over) clear to the knee!
They say modesty is "out of style"
Why, on nude beaches...they just wear a smile.
But when you shop...your cash to spend...
Make sure you're covered to: THE END!"
Chorus